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Stone Soup
by Paul Thain

  Lights up on the Village.

Cicadas pulse in the heat as the rich and poor of many nations go about their daily tasks - some sow seeds, others plough, some march, some squat in dust slapping chapattis, one argues with a telephone, another reads a computer print-out, and a young mother sits apart nursing her starving child. All this is performed through mime using minimal props. We also hear improvised snatches of different languages, real and imaginary. Build the picture until ... 

... a NEWSBOY weaves through them, shouting 

NEWSBOY (Off) Man Murders Future! Read all about it! Man Murders Future! Read all about it!
  He rushes off. An Old Woman - SOPHIA - enters. Magic charms hang from her rainbow dress and she holds an exquisitely carved Staff
NEWSBOY (Off) Man Murders Future ! Read all about it! Man Murders Future! 
  SOPHIA marks a circle & begins a ritual dance, singing and chanting a forgotten language. 

As she finishes ...

SOPHIA Closer ... come closer. What's wrong? Don't you like my little dance? What? Not even my wonderful beautiful voice? Why do you skulk in the shadows ? Surely you are not afraid of an old woman ? All of you - stop. Stop what you're doing and listen. Listen to my story and soon you will share my dreams.
SHAMIR We have no time for dreams, woman. We must work. 
SOPHIA Work ? Work for what ? More work ? No, no - wait, wait ! Are you all so blind ? Look at me. Look into my eyes - I am a Shaman, a Trickster, a Priest of Paradise ... enter my world, and I promise I will feed your soul.
CAMILLA Not me soul needs feeding, darling, it's me belly. 
  VILLAGERS laugh
SOPHIA To feed one, my dear, you must feed both. See ? See how I draw the magic circle ? So come, come closer, gather round and hear my story. It is an ancient tale heavy with hope and full of fun. It begins when old Mother Earth takes on human form and visits the world of-
SHAMIR Listen, you old hag - haven't I told you ! We haven't time for stupid stories ! We must work ! We have to work !
SOPHIA Work, work, all the time work - are you man or beast ? Very well, as you wish. Only before I leave please allow me to share your hospitality. I haven't eaten for three days.
AHMED Three days ? Some poor wretches here haven't eaten for three weeks ! 
DOREEN That's right, times are hard, so push off - we've nothing for you!
MAKOMO Away with you, woman, leave us - sell your sugared words in another village.
SOPHIA All I want is a little food.
HANNAH I tell you, we have nothing.
KAUSU These are dark days ...
MAKOMO ... dying days ...
KAUSU Days of plague and famine.
HANNAH Rain burns. 
SHAMIR Fish choke.
AHMED Rivers run to dust.
CAMILLA Crops fail.
HANNAH Children starve.
SHAMIR Soon this will be a Village of ghosts.
SOPHIA Stinking sons of Satan ! You refuse an old woman? Would you see me starve ? Have you no shame? Very well, rot in hell, for all I care ! Hunger hardens your miserable hearts, I shall just have to settle for soup.
HANNAH Soup ? You have soup and you dare beg from us?
SOPHIA Not beg, I never beg, I share. Always I share. Ah, but enough, enough - if things are so bad, we should not quarrel. You and I, we must be friends. We must help one another, yes ? So I forgive you. Yes, I forgive you, I forgive you all. And perhaps ... perhaps I even still share my soup - my delicious, wonderful soup. Yes, why not ? Suddenly I feel good - I will share it, all of it, I will make soup for us all.
HANNAH All of us ? You can feed us all ?
SOPHIA Have I not said ? Now please - close your silly mouths or instead you will be eating flies! In this world all things are possible. Bring me a big enough pot and I will feed the entire Village.
AHMED ... everyone ?
HANNAH You feed everyone ?
SOPHIA Are you gone deaf ? Everyone, even the poor. I even feed the poor, so why are you all waiting ? Quickly, quickly! How can I cookwithout a pot ?
  A CRASH of thunder as SOPHIA raises her Staff
SOPHIA A pot ! A pot ! I need a pot ! A great, big cooking pot!
  More Thunder. Lights flash silver and gold as SOPHIA spins the Staff high above her head
SOPHIA Makomo - it is you! I choose you ! Now run ! Run for your people! Run for the hungry! Run for the weak! 
  MAKOMO runs - circling SOPHIA as if attached to her Staff by an invisible thread
SOPHIA ... run ... run ... faster and faster ...
  His running becomes stylised - slow-motion - his breathing deep and heavy
SOPHIA ... faster, faster ... faster and faster ...
  Light & Sound Pictures ...
  MAKOMO runs through an ancient Tropical Jungle - a strange cacophony of animal & bird cries
SOPHIA Africa ! The true Eden ! Cradle of humanity ! Mother to us all! Run, Makomo! North ! Run North ! Follow the Star and run like the wind!
  The tropical jungle leads to the City, aching with choking traffic and 
screaming sirens
SOPHIA Hear the hate, see the pain, feel the anger burn your brain. Let the concrete pound your feet, so that soon we all can eat!
  From the dark we hear the NEWSBOY
NEWSBOY Read all about it ! Man Murders Future ! Read all about it!
SOPHIA A pot, a pot, I need a pot, a great, big cooking pot! 
  MAKOMO finally stops, rings an imaginary DOORBELL - ding dong! 

He waits, head lowered, panting hard. SOPHIA observes from the shadows. 

HENRY NORTH, fifties, English, answers the imaginary door.

HENRY Makomo ! My dear fellow, what a splendid surprise ! How nice to see you!
MAKOMO ... please ... please, Mr North.
HENRY Steady on, old chap, whatever is it?
MAKOMO I beg you, we need ... we need to borrow the pot.
HENRY Pot, pot ? What pot ? 
MAKOMO The cooking pot, the giant cooking pot.
HENRY The giant cooking pot ? But you've nothing to put in it. You can't possibly need one that big !
MAKOMO A woman, an old woman ... she promise to feed us all, everyone, the entire Village.
HENRY Everyone ?
MAKOMO Everyone. Even the poor. She even promises to feed the poor.
HENRY Good lord ... 
MAKOMO Isn't it wonderful ?
HENRY Fantastic.
MAKOMO But as you very much know, Henry, our pot, it is extremely small.
HENRY Ah, yes, right, I see the problem. Yes, well, you'd better come in then.
  HENRY closes an imaginary door as clock tinkles the eleventh hour
HENRY The whole Village, eh ? That's certainly a turn up!
  We hear MARTHA NORTH, forties, American, off
MARTHA (off) Henry !
HENRY God's sake - quickly, wipe your feet.
MARTHA (off) Henry, who is it ?
HENRY It's all right, darling - only Makomo. Quick, quick - the pot's through there.
  As they tip-toe off, MARTHA approaches
MARTHA Makomo! My dear - how nice of you to visit us !
  They embrace
MAKOMO Mrs North ...
MARTHA Mmm ... aren't you a darling ? Isn't he a darling, darling ?
HENRY Yes, darling.
MARTHA So what have you brought us today, hm ? Something real special, I bet ? 
MAKOMO Mrs North -
MARTHA Something real scrumptious and tasty, hm ?
MAKOMO Mrs North -
MARTHA God, am I hungry ! I could die for a hamburger ! Or maybe a steak, some succulent, tender - 
MAKOMO Mrs North -
MARTHA ... or perhaps even a nice, juicy -
MAKOMO Mrs North, please, this is not why I am here.
HENRY Darling, he hasn't brought any food, he's here to -
MARTHA Hasn't brought food ?
HENRY He's here to borrow the -
MARTHA What do you mean - he hasn't brought food ? Goddam, he owes us! 
MAKOMO Mrs North, forgive me, but I can bring you no more food. Please understand we cannot even feed ourselves.
MARTHA You think we don't have problems ? You think we don't have plenty hungry and homeless ? A deal's a deal, Makomo, and you people owe us a whole heap of money. So either you pay with food, or I send in the boys to kick ass, starting with yours. Okay ? Savvy ?
HENRY I think what my wife actually means -
MARTHA Henry ...
HENRY Yes, darling ?
MARTHA Shut it.
HENRY But darling, surely there's no need to be quite so -
MARTHA I said shut it. Makomo - hey, come on, why so sad ? These are hard times for all of us. Do you realise, I personally, myself personally - I have not eaten a bite since breakfast? 
HENRY But darling, that's what I'm trying to tell you - we're all going to have soup. 
MARTHA ... soup ? 
HENRY Isn't it marvellous ?
MARTHA I don't want goddam soup ! I want hamburger! 
  HENRY & MAKOMO start to tiptoe away ...
MARTHA ... hamburger with french fries and onion and pickle and where the hell do you think you're going ? 
HENRY To, er ... to help Makomo with the pot, dearest.
MARTHA The hell you are.
HENRY Darling, be reasonable - no pot, no soup.
MARTHA Got it in one, Henry. Seems like we have ourselves a monopoly situation here. So tell me, Makomo - what's in it for us? 
MAKOMO You will have a share of the soup.
MARTHA Sure we will - so how big a share ? 
MAKOMO A fair share - the same as everyone else.
MARTHA The same ? The same as everyone else ? Now what kind of commie crap is that, Makomo ? Everyone else don't have a cooking-pot, do they ?
MAKOMO You would profit from starving people?
MARTHA Hey, easy - let's not get sentimental here. This is honest-to-goodness fair-trade. You prefer we insult you with charity ? Hey, come on - don't you think I feel bad about this ? Normally you could have it, course you could, no question, but times are hard, these are hard times.
HENRY We're all up against it, old chum. Believe me, it's dog eat dog. And after all it is our pot, and as much as we'd like to oblige, we all have to recognise -
MARTHA Henry ?
HENRY Yes, darling ?
MARTHA Shut it.
HENRY Yes, darling.
MARTHA So Makomo - what's the deal, hm ? Exactly how big a fair share?
  An angry DRUMBEAT builds to climax
  Blackout
  In Black, more DRUMBEATS & African CRIES of celebration
  Lights rise on the Village where a pile of wood is being assembled
  MAKOMO returns with the giant COOKING POT carried by several excited Villagers. SOPHIA greets them ...
SOPHIA Well done, Makomo, this is a fine pot. With such a pot I can feed us all.
MAKOMO Woman, this soup had better be good. They bargained hard, I had to sell my children's future.
SOPHIA My soup, it is the food of the gods ! I promise with their blessing your children will be giants ! But first we must have fire !
  The VILLAGERS surround the POT with kindling. CAMILLA & DOREEN approach, carrying wood ...
SOPHIA More wood, more wood, bring me more wood !
CAMILLA All right, all right ...
DOREEN Hold your horses ...
CAMILLA Keep your hair on.
DOREEN It don't grow on trees ...
CAMILLA Not anymore.
DOREEN We've trudged ten miles of sand carrying this lot. 
CAMILLA Five miles there ...
DOREEN ... five miles back.
SOPHIA More wood ! More wood!
DOREEN Each day further to fetch ...
CAMILLA Each day harder to find.
SOPHIA Burn ! Burn ! I want it hotter than hell! 
DOREEN So when's this soup going to be ready, then ?
SOPHIA Patience my friends, soon you will have your reward.
VILLAGERS Bloop, bloop, bloop ... bloop, bloop, bloop, bloop .. bloop, bloop ... bloop ... bloop, bloop...
  As the water boils & bubbles, the VILLAGERS provide an orchestrated
refrain of appropriate sound effects - a recurring set-piece, silly & fun
...
SOPHIA See how it boils and bubbles, already the miracle begins.
VILLAGERS ... bloop, blop, bloop, bloop...
SOPHIA I use an ancient recipe - fire, water, earth, and air.
DOREEN Earth ?
SOPHIA Quite right, my dear. How stupid of me ! I use no earth! How can even I make stone soup without earth?
CAMILLA What soup ?
MAKOMO Stone soup ?
SOPHIA Stone soup, my favourite.
HANNAH You mean soup ... soup made with ... with stones?
SOPHIA Of course with stones. How else can I make stone soup?
CAMILLA A nutter, a stark, raving nutter.
SOPHIA It is delicious, I promise you will love it.
SHAMIR Crazy, crazy bitch - the sun has boiled your brain.
SOPHIA I swear to you, stone soup, it is the finest food in the world !
HANNAH Stupid, stupid woman - how can you be so cruel ? I am starving, my children are starving, you promise ... you promise us all food, and because you promise me, I promise my children.
AHMED You expect us to feed them stones ?
SOPHIA Children , all children, they love my soup.
DOREEN Silly old cow.
SOPHIA My soup will nourish their hearts and feast their souls.
MAKOMO You would give a starving child a stone ?
HANNAH It is all too sad.
AHMED I tell you, the spirits have sent her to mock our misery.
CAMILLA Dear oh dear, I like a nice drop of soup, an all.
HANNAH What fools we are.
MAKOMO Woman, you are my last hope.
SOPHIA Then believe. These are days of miracle and wonder. Even as I speak a new world is struggling to be born. My friends, it is a new beginning, the birth of a new age. So please, a little trust, hm ? Bring me a stone ... all of you, bring me a nice, round, juicy stone. Why do you stand like lost sheep? I need stones. How can I cook stone soup without stones ? Please, a few stones ? What have you to lose? 
  AHMED picks up a stone, hands it to SOPHIA
AHMED Very well. Here, woman - here is my stone.
SOPHIA And very nice too.
AHMED So now let me see you eat it.
SOPHIA Eat it ?
AHMED That's right - eat it.
SOPHIA You are a wise man, you have chosen well.This is a good stone, a very good stone. This kind, you know, it is particularly succulent.
AHMED Then eat it.
SOPHIA (sniffing) Mmmm ... smell. So full of flavour, yes ?  Almost like truffle.
AHMED So eat it.
SOPHIA No, no, no - it would not be right.
AHMED You crazy woman - I want to see you eat it !
SOPHIA But my dear friend, remember - always I prefer to share.
AHMED Eat it ! Eat it ! Eat it I say ! Eat it, damn you!
SOPHIA All right, all right - no need to bite off my head. I will eat the stone, relax, no problem. Only first .. . first, of course, it must be cooked...
  She drops the stone into the pot
CHILD (as it falls into the pot) ... plop ...
SOPHIA Excellent. Now, who is to be next ? That's right, children, don't be shy.
  The CHILDREN pick up stones and rush to the pot
CHILDREN ... mine, mine ... take mine, take mine ...

"Stone Soup" is a one-act play, of which this is a portion. To receive a complete reading copy, and for other contact information, please see the "Stone Soup" information page.

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